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 Signs of A Sprint Car Fan..

Here is another "FunPage" for fellow sprint car fans. We have 4 new categories from which to choose from. Feel free to submit as many answers and new categories as you wish. Enjoy!!!

1. How to tell if you are a Sprint Car Fan
2. How to tell you are definitely NOT a Sprint Car Fan.
3. How to tell you obsessed way too much with Sprint Cars.
4. You Have A LOT TO LEARN about Sprint Car Racing if:

1. How to tell if you are a Sprint Car Fan

You have a well hardened "cube" of Ascot or PAS clay on your mantle at home -Dave Anderson

You get all teary eyed and chocked at "fours"- you just might be a sprint car fan- GAPPLEMAN

You know birds canít fly without wings, but sprint cars can!
-Dave Anderson

2. How to tell you are definitely NOT a Sprint Car Fan.

You think an in-&-out box is something you get from a drive thru hamburger place - Dave Anderson

You wonder why, after all the watering, NOTHING ever grows!
- Dave Anderson

3. How to tell you obsessed way too much with Sprint Cars.

You have stagger on your lawn mower.

You are trying to figure out how to put stagger on your bicycle
-Dave Anderson

When you leave your house at 12:00 for a 45 minute drive to get to a race that starts at 7:00 to make sure you get your same seat and watch the rigs pull in. -Kent Shockley

You want Windy McDonald, Jim Naylor, or Scott Daloisio to be the voice of your answering machine. 

You are considering having your left leg surgically shortened.
-Dave Anderson

4. You Have A LOT TO LEARN about Sprint Car Racing if:

You didnít go to the PAS because you heard it was "tacky"
-Dave Anderson

Thanks to Dave Anderson for the idea.

 

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