1. How to tell if you are a Sprint
Car Fan
You have a well hardened "cube" of Ascot or PAS clay
on your mantle at home -Dave Anderson
You
get all teary eyed and chocked at "fours"- you just might be a
sprint car fan- GAPPLEMAN
You know birds can’t fly without wings, but sprint cars can!
-Dave Anderson
2. How to tell you are definitely NOT
a Sprint Car Fan. You think an in-&-out box is something
you get from a drive thru hamburger place - Dave Anderson You wonder
why, after all the watering, NOTHING ever grows!
-
Dave Anderson
3. How to tell you obsessed way too
much with Sprint Cars.
You have stagger on your lawn mower.
You are trying to figure out how to put stagger on your
bicycle
-Dave Anderson
When you leave your house at 12:00 for a 45 minute drive to get to a
race that starts at 7:00 to make sure you get your same seat and watch the
rigs pull in. -Kent Shockley
You want Windy McDonald, Jim Naylor, or Scott Daloisio to be the voice
of your answering machine.
You are considering having your left leg surgically
shortened.
-Dave Anderson
4. You Have A LOT TO LEARN
about Sprint Car Racing if:
You didn’t go to the PAS because you heard it was "tacky"
-Dave Anderson
Thanks to Dave Anderson for the idea.
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